Baseball is around the (hot) corner!

Finally, the Brewers (about 10 years late) have started to wake up and sign foreign talent in order to compete with those bloodsucking parasites the Yankees and Cardinals with the Pascul (rated the best Latin American prospect, who's a 16 year old Dominician pitcher, and signed for $700,000) and the Ozeki (30 year old Japanese outfielder who routinely led the Japanese leagues in stolen bases and batting averages and was the 1998 rookie of the year) signings.